Holder of the Other Two-Thousand objects

In any country, in any city, get yourself into the nearest alleyway possible. Once you're there, chant the following phrase at the extreme top of your lungs:


 * Di conservent invoco super terram, duo milia amissa unica res tenentem!

Shortly after the chant, a man dressed in a complete haze of white should appear in front of you. Now, be warned, there will be a minimum requirement of every knowledge-able life skill in existence in order to come through with this journey. This will be your VERY last chance to turn back now. If you want to resume your duty, gracefully extend out your arm to meet the man's arm.

Wait for the man's arm to reach yours. This might take a second or two, an hour, week, or maybe even a decade. However, under no circumstances should you even think about the man holding out his arm towards you during the duration of the wait, or you will imagine the most excruciating sufferable pain any being has ever experienced. Once the man raises his arm to meet yours, then